Funny Marriage Quotes
October 7th 2010 03:35
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
-Katherine Hepburn
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
-George Carlin
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
“Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.”
-Unknown
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late."
-Max Kauffmann
"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career."
-Gloria Steinem
"Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight."
-Phyllis Diller
"What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light."
-Mark Twain
"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
-George Burns
To the newlyweds, don't forget to laugh! Marriage is wonderful but it doesn't come without troubles. When those come your way, sort them out with your husband and find the lighter side of things. Never ever forget to laugh.
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